We’ve vastly overestimated the savviness of the average social media user. They can barely remember how to login via the web app. They only know how to work this smoldering poo bag of fascism, they’re completely unable to figure out Mastodon. No one is on Threads, if a miracle happens they might crawl over to bluesky to relive their glories and strut around again, but that’s a longshot.

I call it The Microsoftenshittification Poo Hole®

Search your feelings. You know this to be true.