silence7@slrpnk.net to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoBiden calls for broad new social programs, higher taxes on corporations and the wealthywapo.stexternal-linkmessage-square99fedilinkarrow-up1411arrow-down18
arrow-up1403arrow-down1external-linkBiden calls for broad new social programs, higher taxes on corporations and the wealthywapo.stsilence7@slrpnk.net to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square99fedilink
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down39·9 months agoThat “might” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. How about this: I will eat my own foot shavings if half of this gets passed.
minus-squarehddsx@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down3·9 months agoHow much do you shave your foot? If you’re going to say this, you need to state a measurable amount
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down19·9 months agoI will save my foot shavings from now on and will eat at most 250 mL (~1 cup) of them if Biden manages to get half of the things he’s proposing here passed. And I won’t even sprinkle them on pasta. Just straight up with a spoon. That’s how little faith I have in our government.
minus-squareTopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·9 months ago And I won’t even sprinkle them on pasta. The forbidden Parmesan.
minus-squareSinningStromgald@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·9 months agoI’m saving this in the event: 1.) I remember. 2.) Any of it passes.
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down7·9 months agoThanks for helping me stay honest
That “might” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
How about this: I will eat my own foot shavings if half of this gets passed.
How much do you shave your foot? If you’re going to say this, you need to state a measurable amount
I will save my foot shavings from now on and will eat at most 250 mL (~1 cup) of them if Biden manages to get half of the things he’s proposing here passed.
And I won’t even sprinkle them on pasta. Just straight up with a spoon.
That’s how little faith I have in our government.
The forbidden Parmesan.
I’m saving this in the event:
1.) I remember.
2.) Any of it passes.
Thanks for helping me stay honest
Damn, bruh.