idk just a random scenario stuck in my head
- You retain all intelligence.
- You must have confirmation yourself that your message reached the president.
- You can’t pick human as your animal.
- The president as referring to Joe Biden. Other country presidents are accepted though.
I’d be the President’s dog. And then I’d just need to get their attention at that point, so I’ll keep biting his secret service agents until finally they start to wonder what’s up. It shouldn’t take more than 3 or 4 bites for people to realize I’m trying to send a message, right?
Or you find out where Fort Rainbow Bridge is after one.
The joke is the president’s dog has already bitten dozens of agents.
I guess my current events detox is working to some degree.