• NineMileTower@lemmy.world
    34·
    5 months ago

    That’s untrue, because he won’t need a Sharpie anymore. They will just be reporting whatever Trump wants them to report. There is no hurricane. Here’s some paper towel. This will all blow over by Easter.

    • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
      9·
      5 months ago

      Of course there’s no hurricane. Trump personally nuked it. In unrelated news, all US nukes are henceforth required to have a pussy for trump to grab them by.

    • samus12345@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      5 months ago

      All the competent people would be fired, so it wouldn’t be accurate regardless. Everything these agencies say will just be Dear Leader propaganda.