• thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    I feel like the media would roll this out in the most bad-faith and then evolve it in the most malignant way possible:

    • Both candidates discuss 2+2
    • Person B passionately argues values on 2+2
    • Is person A too ingrained in the establishment to consider new ideas on 2+2?
    • Person B campaign staff says person B will likely “soften tone on 2+2” after they win election
    • Person B supporters wear “5” to latest rally
    • Experts weigh in on the true meaning of 4 1/2
    • Person B says “4 is low-energy just like person A”
    • Should a 4-believer really be president just because person B is a rapist and a felon?
    • Person B won the election and it’s all your fault
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      3 months ago

      They write completely content-less headlines and articles that are so “neutral” they look like they were written by an extraterrestrial attorney.

      Guy A shoots guy B with a gun and they write it up as “spectators allege that the bullet that happened to strike B may likely have originated from the barrel of a gun that A has been said to have held in or around the same period where B happened to be struck”.

      I took journalism in high school and the instruction at the time was not to use the fucking passive voice…but that’s all the motherfuckers use…even when covering extremely high stakes shit.