• borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 months ago

    Two back to back like this? My tin foil hat money is that Loomer is angling to get Trump to divorce Melania then elope with her. Eric Jr knows that his dad will do it and is terrified of getting cut out of the will once Loomer gets her hooks in Trumps dementia riddled ass, so he’s hiring people to kill his dad before the inheritance can get fucked with. I can’t come up with any other reason we’ve had such poor assassination attempts so quickly like this. The bumbling foolishness has Jr fingerprints all over it.

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      3 months ago

      Now that’s a conspiracy theory! Way better than the ludicrous-yet-unimaginative shit the MAGAs come up with.

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      3 months ago

      it is unclear just how much trump is angry at ivanka and jared for allegedly narcing on them.

      But pretty sure even eric and don jr know they are getting dick all. He openly loathes them and it might be his only redeeming quality.

      Nah. It is just the nature of being the party of gun nuts while openly failing almost all of their purity tests. We actually saw similar (just to a much lesser degree) when trump said something like “I love vaccines” and was boo’d like crazy.

      He is a symptom of the rot. Not the source. And by and large he just tries to ride it as best he can.

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        3 months ago

        I mean you’re right. It’s just my tin foil hat conspiracy, definitely not something I think is anywhere in the realm of actual possibility.