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minus-squareJustas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·13 days agoI’ve heard of old men married to much younger women dying from sex taxing their hearts too much, so that is more likely than you think.
minus-squareConfused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 days agoHe’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.
minus-squareJustas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 days agoOr he could pay off a pornstar again.
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 days agoApparently he stinks too high heavens. Gotta pay a lot.
I’ve heard of old men married to much younger women dying from sex taxing their hearts too much, so that is more likely than you think.
He’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.
Or he could pay off a pornstar again.
Apparently he stinks too high heavens. Gotta pay a lot.