• BougieBirdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    17 days ago

    You can get pretty good results by saying, “Well {verb} my {noun}!” It always ends up sounding quaint. It’s like the mad libs of incredulity

    • Well kiss my grits!
    • Well steam my hogs!
    • Well string my banjo!
    • Well iron my shirts!
    • Well paint my deck!
    • Well trash my patio!
    • Well crash my harddrive!
    • Well tear my pants!