bratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThis world is cruel…feddit.orgimagemessage-square497fedilinkarrow-up11.21Karrow-down116
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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-22 days agoUnironically, women are hot for the handyman. Fixing a friend’s sink has gotten me laid more than once.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoYou mean those porn videos were real? Unbelievable!
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoYou’ll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 day agoThe trick is that you also have to follow rules 1 and 2
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoBut I’m not talking about the fig— eh, that club
minus-square0ops@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoYou don’t have to clean out everybody’s pipes, leave some for the rest of us
minus-squareShapillon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoYou mean that passing for a dependable and helpful person helps? Who would’ve thunk? (I don’t know how to rephrase that first sentence but I’m not trying to insinuate that you’re not either of these things :p )
Unironically, women are hot for the handyman. Fixing a friend’s sink has gotten me laid more than once.
You mean those porn videos were real? Unbelievable!
You’ll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.
The trick is that you also have to follow rules 1 and 2
But I’m not talking about the fig— eh, that club
You don’t have to clean out everybody’s pipes, leave some for the rest of us
You mean that passing for a dependable and helpful person helps?
Who would’ve thunk?
(I don’t know how to rephrase that first sentence but I’m not trying to insinuate that you’re not either of these things :p )