The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agoSomething's not adding uplemmy.worldimagemessage-square99fedilinkarrow-up1520arrow-down183
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minus-squarePandasdontfly@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoI want a button that upon pressing immediately makes me stop moving relative to the universe moving around me. Just suddenly all the momentum to none of it.
minus-squareCouldbealeotard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoCongratulations. You are either a pink smear or pink mist, depending on which direction you end up going.
I want a button that upon pressing immediately makes me stop moving relative to the universe moving around me. Just suddenly all the momentum to none of it.
Congratulations. You are either a pink smear or pink mist, depending on which direction you end up going.