• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.worldOP
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    18 days ago

    Thank you! I owe it all to the Kelloggs corporation and their anti masturbation flakes!

    (Disclaimer: the above is fictional in every way possible except for the fact that Kellogg’s corn flakes was invented to combat masturbation)