I’ve got an idea for a game, I call it “Elmo’s Steaming Pile of Bingo”

Make a bingo card with all the horrible dark patterns in gaming on it.

A monthly fee to play a game where you can buy the battle pass with cryptocurrency and you get NFTs in the lootboxes. Watch ads during matchmaking, purchasable respawns, buy your way out of chat bans. The winning team can talk as much trash as they want on the post-game lobby while the losers are sent to farm captchas until they can play again

Get five boxes in a row and you win! I mean, we all lose, but you win!