a story i’m reading has wizards who got locked up with magic-blocking collars and so they use their smarts (and ability to read) to become gym rats and thus absolutely fucking swole as hell, and i think this may be the single best kind of character possible.
you know you’re fucked when the muscle wizard puts away his wand and cracks his knuckles
My next DnD character won’t be a bard, he’ll be a Stud Wizard
a story i’m reading has wizards who got locked up with magic-blocking collars and so they use their smarts (and ability to read) to become gym rats and thus absolutely fucking swole as hell, and i think this may be the single best kind of character possible.
you know you’re fucked when the muscle wizard puts away his wand and cracks his knuckles