• kreskin@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Leprosy might be hard to arrange, and too slow. I just read up on it-- it can take up to 20 years after contact to kill you. Getting him some STD’s or sending him a mountain of free mcdonalds to “share with his staff” might do the trick.