• Monkey With A Shell@lemmy.socdojo.com
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    12 days ago

    No, if we where lucky it’d be immediately courtesy of a meteor or something that couldn’t be reasonably viewed as a conspiracy to make him a martyr.

    On schedule will be the result of a perpetual fight to keep him and his monkeys in check.

    • BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works
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      12 days ago

      If a rock fell from space on that man, his followers would 100% claim the involvement of Jewish Gravity Weapons and start jailing astronomers.

    • Billiam@lemmy.world
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      12 days ago

      Let’s be honest- they’re a cult.

      No matter when that fat orange traitor dies, they’re going to claim it was murder. Because why shouldn’t an obese 80-year-old cheeseburger-guzzling sleep-deprived amphetamine-addicted deadbeat live to be 200?

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      12 days ago

      I was gonna try and find some way to secret a tesla coil in the Oval Office and aim it for the resolute desk.

      Meteors sound reasonable. Good idea. There’s plenty of NASA peeps who are suddenly available too!