PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoWe live in a public transit helllemmy.worldimagemessage-square254fedilinkarrow-up11.44Karrow-down136
arrow-up11.41Karrow-down1imageWe live in a public transit helllemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square254fedilink
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·2 months agoWe deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.
minus-squareLovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoSpock: Forty eight point three seven seconds, Captain.
“in precisely 48 seconds”
We deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.
committed sudoku*
Whilst wearing a seifuku
Chef’s kiss
Spock: Forty eight point three seven seconds, Captain.