Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive porpoises I think you are wrong.
In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. If you don’t tow the line you’ll never hone in on the truth. Gorilla warfare will be used against you if you don’t agree!
It’s easy to do, if you read a lot and have never said a word out-loud before. I pronounced ‘cacophony’ wrong until my 30s (was saying it like cack-a-fonny instead of ca-coff-a-nee)
To be fair, there was a time recently when Trump used the term “milk toast” to describe Kayleigh McEnaney, so using the term “milk toast” isn’t entirely unreasonable here if it’s meant to be a dig at Trump.
Also eggcorn is argued by linguists as the natural progression of language, so calling it milk toast or milquetoast is a example of how language developes and really isn’t wrong since everyone understood what milk toast means and understands what milquetoast means.
milk toast
Is this sarcasm or do you not know the proper term?
Don’t put yourself on a pedal stool like you know all the words in the world
Thanks for saying that. People like you are a blessing in the skies.
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive porpoises I think you are wrong.
In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. If you don’t tow the line you’ll never hone in on the truth. Gorilla warfare will be used against you if you don’t agree!
You had me at “zero taller ants”.
This is just art, plain and simple.
Your my hero
It’s a decades-old copypasta AFAIK. I do sometimes add new malapropisms as I come across them.
I hate you all. LOL. I thought I was having a stroke.
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Dude I said cashayy instead of cache until I was like 16 years old.
It’s easy to do, if you read a lot and have never said a word out-loud before. I pronounced ‘cacophony’ wrong until my 30s (was saying it like cack-a-fonny instead of ca-coff-a-nee)
Which sounds funny until you hear a British person say Sax-O-phonist
Well I’m British, living in the UK so that’s just normal everyday speech to me :D
It’s milquetoast for anyone curious.
Which, for whatever it’s worth, was deliberately coined as ‘milk + toast’.
To be fair, there was a time recently when Trump used the term “milk toast” to describe Kayleigh McEnaney, so using the term “milk toast” isn’t entirely unreasonable here if it’s meant to be a dig at Trump.
Also eggcorn is argued by linguists as the natural progression of language, so calling it milk toast or milquetoast is a example of how language developes and really isn’t wrong since everyone understood what milk toast means and understands what milquetoast means.