As a middle child, I too have not existed for my whole life.
Be quiet and go in the basement. We’ll feed you through the cat hole
This was posted by a middle sibling.
Excuse me, but as a middle child, I have to absolutely object to that last statement. Middle children have their own unique sibling/personality complexes. :P
Oh wait, I don’t exist. Wow, that’s a stealthy, mean joke. That cuts, fam.
I think it was less a joke about how middle children don’t exist and more a joke about how middle children are often forgotten about compared to the oldest/youngest
Don’t exist until they’re gone … I’m a middle child in a family of eight … mom kept an eye on the baby and the oldest … as long as there was six in the middle, no one really cared who they were until that number of middle children decreased.
At least middle children had their own TV show. Been a while though.
Thought I really feel like Malcolm often…my younger sister is a genius at arts and my older brother is a below average inteligence bully.
I’m just missing the inteligence )-|
The driver controls the radio.
Sorry.
As the youngest child in my family, I was most definitely not “The favorite” but I was able to get away with the most.
My father always used to say he had three kids. One of each.
30 years later, I repeated this to my niece and nephew. They were quite puzzled. Especially when my brother laughed saying “I forgot Dad used to say that.”
We’re always most jealous of the youngest, but actually it’s better for your mind and happiness later in life to be able to handle the world better, and growing up too safe and favorites can definitely prevent that.
Help the youngest instead of being jealous of them, teach them the faults you made through your life to not repeat those mistakes
An only child is not a sibling
You’re wrong. Come at me, bro.
😉
What is your reasoning?
A pun.
I don’t get it.
I called you “bro”.
I didn’t say it was a good pun.
