with blackjack and hookers
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
To shreds, you say?
Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
My manwich!
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Shut up baby, I know it!
To shreds, you say?
“Most folks just call me Orange Joe.”
I have brown hair.
Also “Ow, my sperm”.
Bon jour. Crazy
JGibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞
Kif, I’ve made it with a woman. Inform the men.
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you’re unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That’s it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It’s a fishing license - and it’s mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender’s full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
“…but I am already in my pajamas…”
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