• pazukaza@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    My mother knows I’m not eating junk food… She comes to my apartment with a bucket of ice-cream and says “I brought this but I can take it if you don’t want it”.

    It’s like she enjoys seeing me crumble to temptation.

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        1 year ago

        Oh man, that’s not all, she’s the first person to give me hell when I’m gaining weight.

        It’s like I’m a psychology experiment or something. I already know what to expect so it’s fine.