Christian conservatives when they see something that slightly deviates from their world view
I came here to ask: What do conservatives not freak out about?
Children getting gunned down in their schools.
They certainly do freak out about that, since it always leads to questions about gun control.
But they freak out about the gun control, not the deaths.
Kind of like life begins at conception, but once the child is actually born you’re on your own.
Not even once it’s born. Have you ever heard them call for free pre-natal care?
Something wrong with the fetus and you can’t afford to do anything about it? Fuck both of you, lady.
And they’re the ones who always seem to be against it. Or at least only in favor when it comes to minorities and LGBTQ+ folk, who aren’t the ones committing the vast majority of mass shootings.
Preachers and youth group leaders sexually assaulting kids.
child brides
But, but, but… it’s the left who are snowflakes and get offended over everything!!!
For these folks, remember that every accusation is actually a confession.
difficult question to answer
I wonder how they would feel if they actually got persecuted as much as they claim they are? Maybe it’s time to bring back some Roman traditions?
I’d be lion if I said I wouldn’t watch.
And if a lion ate a particularly awful conservative woman — honestly? I’d be gladiator
^I’m ^so ^sorry
… so… like, the lions have gone hipster. they only eat free-range organic.
I remember when my daughter (elementary school age at the time) let all the kids into her dress-up clothes. There were some parents who were less than pleased to see their sons wearing tutus, tiaras, gowns, fairy wings and the like. Honestly, they all looked adorable!
The son of my wife’s best friend went through a phase when he was a pre-schooler when he liked to wear dresses and she let him. He dresses like a boy now. It was a phase. Parents who freak out over this stuff are nuts.
Do they think that if a toddler puts on a tutu they become instantly gay or something? Those parents are idiots.
Do they think that if a toddler puts on a tutu they become instantly gay or something?
yes. they do think that. they also think their god actually cares about what that boy’s wearing. (while also simultaneously sexualizing them.)
My dream is that we get christofascists to boycott every single corporation so that they will be forced to live like the Amish and get the fuck off the grid.
Then finally, peace.
Conservatives: “Waaaa cancel culture is when disagreement with our politics!”
Also conservatives:
Because I have young kids who love Sesame Street I know there’s a recent episode where the gang attends one member’s dress up club which happens to have all of the costumes sorted by gender, and a few of the puppets are unhappy with their options for dressup and ultimately mix and match the outfifs. It’s very adorable and teaches a helpful lesson but I imagine the same kind of conservative Christian who gets mad about a boy in a tutu in an ad would have long since banned Sesame Street from their homes
How the hell does a tutu make a boy gay? Do blue overalls make a girl gay? Wtaf. Freaking homophobic snowflakes.
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The newest, the greatest, Christian freak out!🎶
I hope they don’t see this photo of FDR as a kid https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/bennyjohnson/fdr-had-the-greatest-childhood-ever
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They’re soooooo melodramatic; it’s exhausting
