I feel like I would be a Prof in the Pokémon universe. Just interested in studying, experiments, generally dilletante shit and fieldwork.

No desire for fame or publishing if I can get around it or get someone else to take credit for it as long as I get a little scratch

Edit: try and keep things nice at 69%, lol

  • flicker@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    I’m a pokemon breeder. You never get to fight me because I’m always telling you whether there’s an egg or not, but if you got to see my perfect IV, perfect EV, perfect nature team, every single one is shiny.

    And a side effect of all that needless effort is that I’m frickin loaded.

    My appearance is the Alolan girls’ (braids, cowboy hat, overalls).

    Need a better, less kinky name for me though.