If your last name starts with A to D, forward all your outstanding and future medical bills to Elon Musk.
E to J, forward to Bernard Arnault
K to M, to Jeff Bezos,
N to Q, to Larry Ellison
And R to Z, to Mark Zuckerberg
We’ll just privatize universal healthcare by having the richest 5 people in the country pay for everyone. If they don’t want to do it, they can spend themselves into 6th place or lower, enact a national universal healthcare system, or face the guillotine.
There is an equitable solution to this problem.
If your last name starts with A to D, forward all your outstanding and future medical bills to Elon Musk.
E to J, forward to Bernard Arnault
K to M, to Jeff Bezos,
N to Q, to Larry Ellison
And R to Z, to Mark Zuckerberg
We’ll just privatize universal healthcare by having the richest 5 people in the country pay for everyone. If they don’t want to do it, they can spend themselves into 6th place or lower, enact a national universal healthcare system, or face the guillotine.