You’re all bananas

You made one mistake… this isn’t kyber crystal.

Only fake people take those stairs…

You have disturbed a mimic disguised as a jewelry box. It snaps and almost separates you from the fingers on your right hand.

Kill Jester

The dark poet

It even has a watermark…

“What’s the safe word?”

“Adblock”

Yeah, obscuring and abstracting away the atomic units of the system is a classic.

On the other hand self-education has never been easier, and there are open source alternatives of pretty much everything.

For roughly 12 people to use haha

“Yer tawkin bout da numbas!”

Some lady on LOST

“At least, not immediately visibly. But over time and with enough repetition and obsession they will carve canyons through my personality and emotional wellbeing. These canyons will be filled with emotional sticks and stones; huge, warped phantoms of the words they represent.”

Take care with your words y’all. But also, who cares what they think!

How about one that puts fires out?

Yeah, the first boss fight. Give it another shot and fall for the wonderful game forever.

When is a 9 year old article?

Inb4 summaries and opinion pieces start including phrases like “think of the children”, “may lead to dire consequenses” and “should concern everybody”

Just imagine how many not so obvious, or nuanced ‘facts’ are being misrepresented. Right there, under billions of searches.

There will be ‘fixes’ for this, but it’s never been easier to shape ‘the truth’ and public opinion.

groan… it’s meant to be fantasy! Why do i have to subscribe to 15 patrons to get access to the spells i want?

Still opt out rather than opt in? A step by step guide for every firefox installation is not user-friendly or privacy-focused. It could be better.

Render the json as polygons?