Yeah but you can literally just turn this off with no fuss.

1.Firefox for Android.

2.Tap the menu button.

3.Tap. Settings.

4.Tap Homepage.

5.Deselect Sponsored shortcuts under Shortcuts.

I like the myth of the police, not actual cops, I like Simon Pegg in Hot Fuzz, actual cops can suck a nard

[Approaches with whiteout and malicious intent]

The only question I’d have for someone like him is.

“Do you think even the worst person can change…? That everybody can be a good person, if they just try?” And then I’d try my hand at fighting him after I got through the Sans Undertale speech.

cool not me then

I took a test once and it told me I was a filthy socialist.

It is my core belief that corporations need to be hit with big sticks regularly to keep them in check

I don’t know what a tankie is and at this point I’m afraid to ask.

You have to make sure you make threats so outlandish that you couldn’t possibly execute them, like “I’m going to grab Trump by the ankle and spin around really fast, and then let go, launching him directly into the sun”

I pray for them to receive a karmic, consequentialist outcome for all the things they’ve done.

I think the two handles were just put in at different times, or are made of different materials.

If the top handle was “dirty” the discoloration would be localized around the gripping point

Reddit banned me for saying I should be allowed to punch Nazis, appeal silently declined within the hour. Didn’t consider it worth pursuing further, had reddit-shaped hole.

“which he signed into law in 2020.” You’ve got to be fucking kidding

I basically use it on rare rare occasion to help get me “unstuck” with creative tasks, I don’t really use what it produces in the end, I wind up dismantling it entirely and rewriting it “properly” but it has a use you know?

I mean yeah I reckon I could if I really wanted to but that’s a lot of effort to temporarily disrupt surveillance of a random walmart parking lot

I’d love to see him try (and fail)

I believe it has something to do with oh I don’t know, the United States devoting more money to war than nearly every other country put together, or mayhaps the 750~ military bases the US have got scattered all about.

I always feel an urge to sabotage those things when I see them, were only they not covered in literal cameras

I hate it because it doesn’t go away when I eat and hydrate for a long time, ough

I really wish that I could eat at a place like a dunkin donuts and cut the shit, basically.

I’ll order one (1) sandwich. I have a reusable cup of coffee already.

All I need is the sandwich, I do not need a paper bag, I do not need a full sheaf of napkins. I will begrudgingly accept the little sheet of wax paper that protects the sandwich.

I worked for a park for a summer and it was an eye opener I’ll tell you that much. They had someone (me!) basically just emptying trash cans all damn day and it wasn’t enough! They filled up constantly.

Be super fucking foul and un advertiser friendly to make it less useful, OUTLAW COUNTRY