Bratty airport need Frankfurt correction 💢💢💢

Ackshaully 4 am is chocolate pudding time

Ok but like gasoline kind of smells nice…

Woof ha ha

I got one for you right here:

-Opening

Who are we?? LEMMY NATION!! What do we want?? NNO MORE REDDIT AND TWITTER!! When do we want it?? NOW!

-Chorus starts

Lemmy nation yeah we are Together we can go very far Take down reddit Take down twitter Take down everything we dont give a damn That’s because lemmy nation will rise up Yeah we never will give up

We the lemmy army We hoard the enemy like a skarmy (clash royale sound effect) We cant be taken down Yeah you cant make us frown When reddit sees our army Im sure their pants will brown

They call me quiet, but I’m a riot, Mary Jo lisa, always the same

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

They shrunk his shoulders…

So are we picking penis 1 or penis 2???

I can’t believe they targeted gamers…