Can’t wait for Shittier Dota 2™️.

Never realised the coffee materialises in a different spot than the cup.

It’s not the bar staff people are worried about, it’s the bouncers.

Such a stupid modern day fairy tale.

D:

Yes indeedy.

Get that shit out of here, always curdling when I put it in anything…

I didn’t expect it to include podcasts this year, so it outed me to a work colleague (there was a gay podcast I tried in it). He was chill about it, but why the fuck are podcasts even in Wrapped?

Hudson Hawk, fucking barmy film.

I think the peach one is the Nitro version? That is also yummy, though less so to me.

Edit: Just replied from my replies pane, forgot Monarch, that is yummy, but I can taste the sweeteners in it just about.

Personally I miss old Ripper, I swear they changed it (probably sweeteners) from what used to fuel me at Uni in the 2000s.

Ugh, Ultra tastes like metallic Lilt, utterly vile (to me).

Game changer!

It is very nice, but also… Mango Loco.

Please don’t feed the pedants.

Compared to USB-A, not really that much of a game changer (it’s still the most common for me). Though I do not miss the three rotations to get it in.

Compared to Micro-USB? Holy fuck, I almost refuse to buy anything still using Micro-USB ported now. Mainly because I can’t never find the fucking cable for it.

Yeah, no. Rocket can go fuck himself.

I’m not sure it’s stated, but I thought the planets that had already been purged by Thanos’ armies, like Gamora’s planet and Xandar were spared the snap.

Then you’re talking to a child, and judgement should be withheld until they come of age.

That’s a damn sight more considerate than most of my housemates I’ve had in my life.

Well I did once explain the difference between sex and gender as she seemed confused and was unable to wrap her head around a colleague using they/them, but that led to a slightly vacant yet patronising expression on her face. Also, call me a coward but I’m not going to clap back at my own goddamn boss, I prefer my working days to not be more of a living hell than they already are. Regardless, she’s retired now.