That’s not genocide, that’s eugenics. Just as bad.

Being a person doesn’t give them the right to someone else’s body to survive.

Unless we’re legalizing forced blood, liver, marrow, and kidney donation?

Based on watching my Borzoi decide whether or not to sneak into the kitchen, I’d say yes.

To be fair, being married to a previous president is more experience than most people have.

My brother and I used to spend hours playing together in an old 2-player dungeon game.

Some people don’t get highs from beating other people.

PVP sucks. There are always people willing to spend more money than I am on a game.

Campaign style playing with others isn’t AS bad, though.

Same, depending on the restaurant.

Women worth dating tend to find coffee much more appealing as a first date than an expensive meal.

Maybe you just have a hard time identifying the women worth dating? Many people do.

Exactly. Coffee, ice cream, or something like that. Perfect first date.

I don’t tend to “test” the people I date.

But I don’t have an issue meeting either way, so long as it’s communicated. I mean… meeting outside the door is still meeting at the restaurant.

Spoken like someone who isn’t afraid of potential dates. Lol.

No way I’m meeting privately on a first date with someone I don’t know. I’d rather be stood up in the restaurant.

Being suicidal weighs about 50 pounds for me.

I’d not change much, just my suicide weight, a couple of functional issues, and a few troublesome moles.

I can’t find a legitimate source for this man actually existing. Do you happen to have any?

This is stunningly horrible.

I want one.

Somebody skipped the checks and balances lesson in 10th grade American History, eh?

FYI, carrots grow vertically, not horizontally.

They are roots. Roots are like spongy straws. When a sponge dries out…

Wait 'til y’all find out about butter bells.

Gosh, I thought mine had a bad overbite. Derpiness max factor unlocked.