Joe Bitin’

It should have been $Googol instead.

From creating toe tappers to taping her toes.

A minute for every inch apparently. Arnold Palmer then followed up with a 2 minute speech about Trump.

I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.

The father of IVF says a lot of shit.

Edit: missing of

Could you count the number of stains and then refer to it as stainfewer steel.

Rereads Tesla’s mission statement.

“Accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy.”

Stares at 3 ton lump of stainless steel parked in driveway.

I don’t need to read @America to know why you support Trump. We all know. All of us know Elon.

To stop Reddit monsters, one, two, three
Here’s a fresh new way that’s trouble-free
It’s got Paul Anka’s guarantee

Guarantee void in Tennessee.

Just don’t look!
Just don’t look!

Either he fell asleep watching the movie below and confused it with his own reality, was inspired by it with his tactics to win elections, or Robin Williams is a time traveller.

“Man of the Year”, 2006, starring Robin Williams.

A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.

Edit: I can’t spell Williams apparently.

Apparently it is set in the same cinematic universe as Surviving R. Kelly.

Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.

Baberaham Lincoln

Make Acronyms Go Awry

That dogs dimensions are 25” long x 15” high x 1” wide.

This is straight out of that WKYK racist juror sketch but sadly in real life.

“Well you, good sir, certainly are … one”

“Make Assholes Great Again”

Takes off red cap and stares intently at the four letters. Turns to their friend, “Are we the baddies assholes?”

There goes Walmart Nero …

I am pretty sure I know what she watched on Australian TV as a kid.

Hooley Dooleys - Russell the Kangaroo