I tend to always ask so the Bard at least has a chance to use Cutting Words. Same goes for Light Domain Clerics.

This is the second time I hear about Thirsty Sword Lesbians here and I am still afraid to google it.

Is this serious or is it some sort of joke system?

Might work for Wizards but what about Sorcerers that Subtle Spell cast Power Word Kill?

Okay, I see how you would have to awkwardly keep your eyes open during kissing, but it would be possible.

One of the strangest pictures you have seen so far

The horse is the parties wildshaped Druid and therefore does eat it.

No animals were hurt in the production of this meme.

Sounds like Icewind Dale - Rime of the Frostmaiden to me.