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Two.

That shit is dingo!

That was ChatGPT. I couldn’t write a limerick.

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Yes, you may.

In fields where golden sunlight spills, The gentle cows roam free, With patient eyes and steady wills, They graze contentedly.

Their coats of black and white or brown, A patchwork on the land, They softly low as sun goes down, A calm and peaceful band.

In meadows green, they form a line, Their bells a tinkling song, With quiet grace and gaze benign, They move the day along.

Oh, humble cows in pastures wide, With nature’s rhythm true, In every step and every stride, The earth sings back to you.

That looks like an IBM PC. I recognize it from my childhood years when the father of a friend (who worked for IBM) had one in the early 80’s. That dude is probably as nerdy as he looks. So not a dumb terminal, it’s one of the first home computers.

A moose once bit my sister…

Came here to say this. Nothing else even comes close. And if you want to stay away from reddit, Ralts has self-published it as Behold: Humanity! You can get in for Kindle or in dead tree form on Amazon.

Edit: Apologies Bob, I didn’t see your link was for Royal Road instead of reddit.

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The city was named after the Buffalo River. The origin of the river’s name is uncertain, but it is most likely named after the animal.

Buffalo wings are named for Buffalo, NY, where they were invented.

It’s obviously a Honey Heist that almost went wrong.