BeardedSingleMalt

Just pay with Klarna!

Without a doubt, Biden’s been the best president since Obama

We’d be in prison if we had 1 of his 12+ counts of contempt in one of his latest court cases

I swear I’m the only one who can’t do dark mode anything. it genuinely bugs my eyes and I start seeing what can only be described as burn-in if I use dark mode for more than a could minutes.

webcrawler was my first.

How dare he take away our freedoms…to take away freedoms of other people!

“Banging the boss”

Some choice selections…

Hollywood Undead - Whatever It Takes

Evergreen Terrace - Chaney Can’t Quite Riff Like Helmet’s Page Hamilton

Amon Amarth - Twilight of the Thunder God

Falling In Reverse - Watch The World Burn

HEALTH - Tears

Some Lil Wyte https://youtu.be/2i7JePYi79I

Sadly, the average person has no idea what this is or what it means

What. No. You don’t say. Get right out of town!

#/S

This reminds me of that personal trainer fitbro a few years back who thought fat people were just lazy…so he stopped being a fitbro for 30 days to put on weight and spent the next several weeks going back to being a fitbro to show fat people that it’s not that hard to lose weight and get into shape.

Why can’t the millions of homeless people just take a break from being homeless and pop in and out of the doctor’s office anytime they start feeling fatigued.

Someone known to be an absolute fraud in every aspect of their life claims he received zero dollars in donations?

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$0 net or gross? Because if it’s anything like a few shady “charities” they had several thousand dollars in gross donations, but after things administration expenses, and a litany of other “overhead” they netted absolutely 0 dollars.

That’s require those stay-at-home-moms to get up before 8am and refrain from day-drinking white wine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcrfatB9IE8

My ex is a school teacher. She would be in tears at times because of all the “active shooter” drills they would have to go through. Where if there is an incident they have already planned the furniture that would be moved to block the door, and where to take shelter in the rooms to avoid gun fire from the hallways. But more importantly, the absolute shit-tier kids who are a huuuge pain in the ass, who find ways to get under their skins and always have an excuse why the rules don’t apply to them trying to get away with anything. But even worse…their small-town wealthy over-entitled insufferable moms who think their precious little child is only getting bad grades because the teacher isn’t good enough, and even though the kid dicks around in class on their phones all day never turns in homework and fails tests…the administration makes them adjust grades so the parents will stfu.

Yeah, let’s add a gun to that scenario

Much like “Has a lot of DUIs” and “Never drinks and drives”

Our workforce failed to meet a quota set by management, so we’re laying off some of those workers

I once got called in to diagnose why it took 5 minutes to open up a single Excel file. The PC itself was a little dated and underpowered, but the file size was huuuge…like hundreds of MB.

It finally opened. There was ugly table-formatting…to the entire spreadsheet. Colored cell borders, alternating background fill, text and font formatting applied to every single cell; columns A-IV and rows 1-65,536. I pointed that out and said the only way to fix is start a new one and not apply the formatting, or to try and remove it from all the cells. She outright refused because she liked the way it was. So I left, and she went back to looking at pictures of her cats