Silence is violets

This makes me hopeful, I just started a new job and I’m killing it, but I know it won’t be long before the excitement dies and the ADHD boogeyman comes rearing his ugly head.

Well then, I guess I’m officially diagnosed

Just depends on the ADayHD

Why are you all doing this to me? :-(

I shit post all the time and am not yet a CEO billionaire. You’ve been debunked.

Their cumming what?

Oklahoma where the furries come yiffing down the planes

Thanks to torrents, you can have your cake shit and eat it, too!

Also batteries lose capacity, making them finite as well

They’re worse because they’re just as tough but taste of fruit for all of 5 seconds as opposed to salty smoky bacon flavor

I feel you, I had to put my wife of 15 years down as well

Properly cross

Since it’s one or the other, we can assume the objective value of the red pill is $10mil. So, you take the blue pill and use that $10mil to make another $10mil and then you buy the red pill and save it until you’re about to die in a boss battle.

Instructions unclear, I am pregernate

Do not let generational gaps fool you, most people are idiots

So you’re saying we should print out this post and send it to the government

Except they left out Hawai‘i

I’ve heard tale of places that add the unused sick days to your retirement