I once had an intern attempt to install sudo using NPM and when that didn’t work he asked ChatGPT “Why can’t I install sudo from NPM?” while I’m trying to explain it to him.

He was smart, but somehow knew very little about commercial computers despite being on the verge of getting his master’s in computer science.

How disgusting. Trying to force other countries to use specific companies in our economy.

I hope it doesn’t work. For Musk’s sake, I hope existing countries revoke their usage.

When all else fails, throw money at it until the problem is gone.

Better late than never I suppose. Congrats everyone else.

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https://apnews.com/article/f49879eeba44433f9a35b8d5c9cfac8f

I wish he’d run/ruin a religion instead of democracy.

That’ll surely fix our surplus of truck drivers! /s

When fry went to a self help group for people who were frozen, there was a caveman lamenting seeing his wife in the British museum. Presumably the caveman is older than Fry.

Then we should reform our immigration policy so we can tax them right? That’s the only carrot on a stick I think they conservatives might take.

D’oh fuck

Every config: get it to a place that works and create a .WORKING backup copy

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Have you mooed today?

You think the laws will be fair? Check out how they’re going to give Trump a 3rd term but keep Obama ineligible.

“When I say I’m going to do something, dammit I’ll do it! No reason to keep asking me every 6 months…”

Trump is going to need a food taster. If not for poisoning, then for this.

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Trump failed with Mexico and Canada when demanding they change their border policy. They stood up to him and he backed down.

Trump has failed repeatedly with his tariffs. When countries stood up to him, he backed down.

Trump failed to force the ivory-est of ivory towers to abandon DEI. They stood up to him, he’s backing down.

Resistance. Is. Working.

Pre-register the UniversalMonk account and all his sock puppets.

Not a complete list:

• UniversalMonk
• DonaldJMusk
• Area72
• realcaseyrollins
• barrygoldwater
• sekxpistol

At the very least this strips them of any notoriety.