I’ve always loved Mace Windu telling someone “your chances come in two sizes: slim and fat” in an old Star Wars Novell called Shatterpoint.

My favorite system message is GRUB’s “bailing out, you’re on your own. Good luck”

Next week’s article: “Tennessee Republican David Hooven’s mistress has alleged…”

I use “ass hat” and “clusterfuck” regularly.

It’s because everything is American politics. There’s only two kinds of people in this world: Americans, and Americans who don’t yet know they’re American. We’re just giving the Americans who don’t yet know their own little space so they don’t annoy us

She really should be disbarred for that statement, since it shows that she is too separated from reality to effectively practice law

That’s because Elon Musk invented the the X11 windowing system and Richard Stallman stole it from him, clearly.

I’m sure the “fleet” of five dinghies armed with punt guns terrified the shit out of anyone watching.

A: you’re wrong, Vim over Emacs every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

B: what’s so damned hard about alt+f4, open up Google, spend the next two weeks googling Vim lessons and Vim tutors and reading length articles about vim commands, and then finally coming back to Vim just to type :wq?