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Something tells me he was not the captain. But I’ll wait for all the facts to come out before I rush to judgement.

If that’s the stairway to heaven, can I request to be shown the stairs leading down?

The probability that a monkey would throw its shit against the wall and have it look exactly like Shakespeare is, on the other hand, extremely likely in our lifetime.

First, I throw in a jalapeno as a life preserver, then I come in with the second chip like an S.S. Minnow sent from heaven. Finally I Mobey Dick the rescue team and send them to the depths of hell that is my digestive tract.

Looks like an albino Harvey Weinstein.

616 gallons per flush.

PETER VENKMAN: He’s gonna take a little nap now, but, uh, he says he’s Florida Man. Does that make any sense to you?

EGON SPENGLER: Some. I just met California Man. He’s here with me now.

PETER VENKMAN: Oh, wonderful. We have to get these two together.

EGON SPENGLER: I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous.

Well don’t keep me in suspense! What was her answer?!

Sounds like the hamster wants out.

I read the title as someone from Boston saying, 'He got the job, didn’t he?!?"

We’ve been using Master/Bater down at the church.

I’ve never played these games but after 16 I’m starting to think they are gaslighting us with the word “Final”.

Walmart has a Chief People Officer. I guess I’m not sure what that is. HR?

Yea, agreed. I like those bits. Just listened to the one about the civil war.

I have never gone to Joe Rogan or Shane Gillis for any kind of information and they’ve never made me panic. I go for a laugh and if I’m not laughing I’m not watching. These guys are self professed idiots.

Edit: My most down voted comment! I’ll take it and stand by it. An article complaining about what comedians say as if it is an agenda for a corporation makes no sense to me. It seems I truly do have an unpopular opinion; and I really do appreciate a down vote as much as an up vote.

It’s like work email. Mine were 100% read for 16 years. Then I let one go unread, then two, and now I’m up to just under 1,000 unread emails. It’s an adrenaline rush, like Russian roulette. I doubt I’ll read any replies to this comment! I need help.

Jesus Take The Wheel

Ugh! I used to listen and watch her in TV. Couldn’t pass up a Dr. Ruth sound bite

Shelley Duvall, Richard Simmons, and now Shannen Doherty. Just a wave of sad news recently.

From wiki: "Most scholars derive “Hermes” from Greek ἕρμα (herma),[14] “stone heap.”[3]: 177 "

Seems about right.