Yup

That’s what happens when people stumble across that website called GitHub, get hooked and now have unrealistic expectations for the real git.

“I just installed Git for Windows. Where is the drag-to-upload box?”

— A statement dreamt up by the utterly deranged

Real git involves a lot of sweat, requires you to clean up any mess you make, and communicate with any partners about their preferred techniques instead of rawdogging it and waiting for issues. The pushing and pulling will come naturally but you need to know how and when to release, and be clear about how you wish to commit. Nightly is an option but good luck getting everyone on board. People might judge you for using the word “master” but it should be alright in private.

Still avoids Scunthorpe. There is no good reason to visit Scunthorpe.

My CPU lasted longer than the sticker (it’s a laptop)

“What do you mean you can’t play games with it, son? When I had this in high school, I got invited to every LAN party and got free drinks.”

What year?

…or 38.4 m more than you

It’s ambiguous. Either above-average male height (by Japanese standards) or 23 times that.

Google Deepl’s translation of the text in the first pic:

Cat with magical powers

Motif: “Nekozuka,” a tourist attraction in Omaezaki City

A member of the 1st Nyanya Police Force. He is currently stationed at the base because he wants to play with the radar dome.

• He is 176 cm tall, or 40 m. He is good at sports, but not good in water.

• He is a male.

The second pic:

Sign:

Do not touch

✔️ Line up to take a picture
❌ Delay
❌ Ambiguous items (e.g. model guns)
❌ Touch the staff

Speech bubble

Welcome to KEMOKET!
Welcome to Kemoket!

Text underneath

Self-Defense Recruitment

https://www.mod.go.jp/gsdf/jieikanbosyu/index.html

^{Air Self-Defense Force Omaezaki-chi Kouyatskree - “Omaneko”}

Let’s just anthropomorphize the animals then

If her only difference from Trump was willingness to prosecute Musk, she would be worth it.

Yes, the primaries have been rigged, and we need a multi-party system with proportional representation. Until then, there is not much you can do other than begrudgingly vote Democrat.

Who’s Jane? This is Fedora the Explainer.

It’s not about the money¹. He only cares about free speech² and preserving democracy³.

¹ It is but money is not the primary goal. It is ego, then freed- nope, money is second. Yes, he fucked up with the money but not his fault, right? It’s the bots, and once they get kicked¹⁻¹, the value skyrockets.
¹⁻¹ No promises!
² as long as it aligns with his political goals
³ rights to election interference, algorithm adjustmentss and selective moderation reserved

G can be mapped after boot (usually to removable drives)

g-
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People “desperate for any job” are actually desperate for money and willing to work for it. They won’t take an unpaid position, what are you thinking?

I don’t think these positions will remain empty. Corporations will send a few lobbyists to check if the cost/power ratio is beneficial and if so, just flood the department.

Jesus Christ…

We’re trans-friendly here, you can come out

Edit: I interpreted the two pics as a two-panel progression

The dates are stamped in so I would trust it