In further news, Nintendo has announced it’s intentions to sue Nintendo over trademark violations.

I once feel asleep, standing up, at a Static X concert. 12 straight hours of drinking will have that effect…

In 2007, my big companies that i adored were: Bethesda, Bungie, Bioware and Rockstar. They’ve all gone the way of the dodo as far as I’m concerned nowadays.

“Nobody wants a Pink Vader…”

Create a fake lottery to help get a fascist into office for the end goal of turning that $300bil into $1tril.

Thanks, TRex from Kung Fury!

I think his horse has diabeetus, or something.

“Hey Lisa, i dare you to drink the water…”

A: “Must be doing something right then.”

B: “Oh no! Anyway…”

C: “That’s nice. I’m thinking chicken for dinner.”

D: “Did you say something?”

No no, you have your old desert hobo do the arm removal.

Inb4 “the whole Outer Rim is AmErIcA” group.

I

HATE

SAUERKRAUT!

I guess that’s all I’m really trying to say.

According to this ancient documentary… Yes. Yes they are.

three raccoons tumble out of a trench coat

Source? “Trust me bro,” the leading source on the Internet. Also, you gonna eat that trash?

checks

I’m a people. You don’t speak for me.

OD’d… on cheetos…?

Fuck. I hate this fucking timeline.

I don’t know about that, but i do know that .666 is the mark of the milliBeast.

Lotta 90’s stuff comes to mind:

Garbage - Special

Primus - Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver

Not 90’s but:

Gorillaz -Dare

DJ Shadow/Run the Jewels -Nobody Speak

First ones that come to mind.

Pffft. They’ll get confused by Paseo de Peralta and end up at the mall.

That’s Tim Allen. He’s handing you cocaine. Argh argh argh!