As a German, I’m happy it worked out so well for you! Glad to have you in our country, it’s not perfect but we’re trying!

“I just can’t believe the face-eating leopards who constantly made face-eating gestures and promised to eat faces on day one would eat my face!”

I was in Tokio last year and it’s really amazing. I have never seen such perfect efficiency and punctuality, and I’m German! A huge factor though is that all the people follow the rules and are mindful of everybody else. Nobody standing in the way, nobody pushing or shoving other people. Also, despite being a mindboggingly huge metropolis, there seem to be hardly any traffic jams. The world could learn a lot from Japan concerning transport.

Just like Marilyn Manson/Michael Jackson (the urban legend exists for both of them).

Seriously though, I don’t think this would help as much as constant daily stretchings. For example, I would assume you’d have to be rather slim, otherwise your gut is in the way of the bend.

That said, according to people who have achieved it, it feels more like sucking a dick then getting your dick sucked, so just giving in into homosexual curiosity might be the easier way to experience the feeling.

Yeah, I think the point where he will be trying to convert MAGA to his cult is when Trump will become his enemy. So far both think they can manipulate the other to help themselves, because they both suffer from the same narcissistic delusions and are sociopaths.

Ah, the magical words that make me lose any interest in a game immediately.

Looking a the inescapable progression of climate change they will probably be Generation “Aw, crap, I hate every generation before me”

When the German cannibal Armin Meiwes was on trial, it was actually a legal conundrum. Meiwes’ victim had explicitly consented to being killed and eaten, even dictating how he wanted to have it done to himself. So was it murder or more of a convoluted version of assisted suicide (“killing on demand” is the legal term in Germany)? He was eventually convicted of manslaughter and got a prison sentence of eight and a half years, a few years later changed to a sentence for life.

He’s just the personification of the fall of the US. Basically the Caligula or Nero of this particular empire.

They will have to make sure it runs on current-gen consoles, so it will probably also run alright on mid-range PCs.

Facsism was always only a net-positive for the already rich. It’s the logical endpoint of unbridled capitalism.

Just a prank, bro!

No, you don’t understand, he is now parading his youngest kid everywhere (while neglecting all his other children), so he’s totally relatable and also totally not using a human being as a prop!

She’s chugging potions and using Witcher spells like Igni, so she must have gone through the trial at some point. But that could actually be a plot point shown in flashbacks.

I’m curious if her own teleporting powers are affected by the trial though. That electric thing she does in the trailer doesn’t look like any of the known Witcher tricks.

He thinks everybody is a NPC, as do all sociopaths.

They will cyberpunk this, because they also witchered Cyberpunk. As in “delivered less than promised and then mostly fixed it with patches”.

It was? Huh, wasn’t aware of that. She never came back in my playthroughs. :(

So will she be retroactively declared a witcher? Because she never was one.

Not OP, but it’s a very good game that gets better the longer you play it. It more like Mass Effect than Dragon Age in many ways though, but the final stretch especially was almost on the same level as the suicide mission of ME2 IMO. Characters and gameplay are great, dialogue and level design could have been better and the only element that really sucked for me are the godawful outfits and weapons and lack of variation thereof.

So, padded with a lot of “free this camp” and “clear this part of the map”.