CredibleBattery [he/him, comrade/them]

Mag lights

these thingymabobs are cool because they’re strong. however, their main drawback comes from the fact that they’re usually pretty weak as lightsources because being a flashlight was secondary for them. but, with a little LED chip upgrade they can gain a second wind as lights, nothing as fancy and eye-burning as some of the gizmo gadgets the flashlight guys on reddit have, but overall competent for an aluminum pipe

this is cool and all but what if it gets in our blood, no scratch that, what if it gets INSIDE our brains?? yknow, where the microplastics are stored.

Death to Amerikkka

you’re gonna be renting a hovel for the rest of your life lmaoo

both-siding a genocide is fucking wild, yo

both sides are the same

Indeed. The federal agents have stepped way out of line with this one

i want to be an emt, that’s how i know i’ll end up in art, somehow.

Death to Israel

Crystal Meth is illegal in all 50 states

killing civilians to own le tankies
has to be a new one. Damn tankies must’ve really pissed you off a lot if your mask dropped that fast, little piggie.

Can’t help but notice that you are still not enrolled in the Ukrainian army, curious.

‘‘YOU EVIL TABNKIES NEED TO KILL YOURSELVES!11!!!’’‘’

please, by all means, keep breathing that uranium dust you seem to support so much

Why aren’t you on the trenches already?

Offer still stands chud. I heard that they massively lowered conscription requirements, so now you have a chance to join. 😘

Go blow yourself up for ukraine, dronie

i wouldnt call it an attempt, Israel is sure as hell succeeding in killing and displacing a lot of Palestinian civilians and also running the world’s largest open air prison

ERROR! Does not compute.

Please submit pictures of your penis to /c/chapotraphouse to proceed.

NAFO fascist