Your idea about voting?

Time for that well-regulated militia.

Um, I don’t see any advice in the article about how to protect democracy. I thought voting would do it? It turns out there’s just too many idiots.

Much more likely the whole earth turns into a desert, no?

I thought I was alone

Oh yes, the traditional “Democrats made me do it” argument.

Ahha hahahahahhaa hahahahaaha

Good, it’s what they deserve. I bet those assholes all voted for Trump.

Only public ones

Um, much more than 15 million

Oh man, we should make a celebratory one where the glyphids explode with confetti like the grunts in Halo.

Why are you spraying coffee all over the room.

“Cinematic value.”

Even worse, LIDAR isn’t even that expensive. Musky just thought they should be able to do without it because, “humans do it with just eyes.”

Ghandi?

Department of Children and Families

Youtube cheating? Maybe they can be poly-Youtube.

I have a strict no videos policy.

Get a friend to walk you through it.

The real hero.

No one else has been able to reproduce his appeal as of yet 🤞