Money laundering

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No Bell End or Wetwang?

Novels and short stories. Also very large children, carved wooden staffs, and random pieces of art.

They never did. Their spelling, meaning, and pronunciation are the same as they have always been.

2tb external hard drive, and another 2tb drive that has a copy of everything.

With trousers on?

Idles newest album was absolutely terrible. A complete change of sound and not a single moment on the whole album that went hard.

It was boxing. Nothing to do with mma.

I have a straight peen most of the time.

I use it daily and think it’s excellent. Skype, on the other hand, is diabolical.

That’s literally the only ‘old’ bit, but I was still constantly pestered by people trying to get me to come with them to look at handbags and sunglasses, and I do mean constantly, to the point where I just left because I couldn’t be arsed anymore.

Disagreed. I loved Venice. Was crowded but was very pretty and interesting, and had great food. You don’t need to go to the expensive tourist places for good food. As always, see where locals eat.

Dubai. A cultureless fake city in the desert, full of posers.

The tariffs might increase US manufacturing as many people won’t want to trade. Maybe.

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We found porn stashed in hedges and sheds, hidden in the woods, on playing cards, in the bottom of wardrobes. It was something you found rather than something you sought out.

Cinnamon stick 10 mins before you serve. Lime juice to garnish.