Wharton’s finest

Time to whip out the Sharpie and once again amend the map!

<<turns console back off>>

<<grabs photo album full of feet 🦶 pics>>

“Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers: only the very best with just the right amount of dirty.”

—Saul Goodman

“I once convinced a woman I was Kevin Costner— and it worked, because I believed it!”

—Saul Goodman

Those who purchase other peoples’ ideas are not innovative themselves

“Hurr Durr”, replied Trump

Wharton shakes it head in shame.

She doesn’t look a day over 70

She’s a wretched beast

“Hey, I’m gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!”

Now even RFK Jr. is scarfing down McDonald’s, seed oil be damned.

Hypocrisy is the point! It’s “Fuck you, plebeians, now do what I say.”

Quid pro Bezos

His character “Stephen” in Django Unchained identified as a white man.

Weird faces and hair plugs.

He is a very weird guy.

<gluk, gluk, gluk, gluk, chortle, slurp>, said Tim

The leopards are coming!

The leopards are coming!

🐆🐆

Time to reap the whirlwind

He won 49.8% of the popular vote.

That is hair over half the votes. Which is my point— dividing the country right in half, not uniting it.

…of an arid, sun-baked, sun-cracked, dirty, wheezing, wrinkled up, puckered out, worn down, slunk-meat, distended, coughing out little puffs of dust, cunt— with hair plugs.

As a matter of fact, grocery store prices will likely become far worse because of his tariffs and deportation policies.

It’s always the opposite with this cotton-headed ninny-muggins.