Oklahoma 🙃rates go up each year due to tornados, at least that’s what they say. Even though i live in a heavily populated area that’ll never get hit.

I had to put a new roof on cause of softball sized hail caused by the infamous may 2013 storm that damn near leveled Moore Oklahoma. But other than that, no storm damage ever

That’s Donnie’s cum bubbles

As a homeowner what weighs me down most is insurance, by a large margin. It keeps increasing while the coverage decreases. It’s a huge racket in my opinion

Me putting new flooring in my whole house right now despite no experience “pfft, I got this” 3 months later and a million youtube videos later “maybe I don’t in fact got this” “nah I don’t need help”

Yeah, kool aid cums in powder and liquid in the US.

Growing up mu mom would do 2 cups of sugar and 2 packets of Kool aid powder in a large pitcher then mix it all up. Super healthy stuff

Is “bitchin” cool again??

Do you think if he had a penis, if he would cum powder in my mouth or like one of the super rare flavors already in liquid form if I were to suck him of???🤔

Dog free??? Even Satan fuck with dogs cause he knows they are loyal and rad as fuck

Like they’d listen. I’m in Oklahoma, liberals don’t have a voice here.

Oklahoma 🙃

Yeah, good point

I feel your pain. Went to have a wank last night before bed and went to pornhub and my state government wants to verify age via ID card. So pornhub just said fuck that shit and my ip address is blocked from visiting the lovely site. Am sad

Apparently??

I don’t think it’s ever been much of a secret. Not all of them are monsters, just the ones in power and their concubines

I love drugs. I don’t care who knows it. So what if I wanna do lines of acetaminophen or boof nyquil with a funnel. My body otc’s choice

If you’re only after appearance and function then there are plenty of 1911 .22lr or just .22 out there. They look almost exactly like a 1911, yet only fire 22

Lol. I can’t understand how people don’t get it. There was never going to be any consequences for Isreal. It’s the united states bastard son that we finance from a far, cause despite our absence we still love little ole Isreal whom can do no wrong.

The fuck even is this headline

Lol, the fuck is an ad???

I either pay for no ads, or sail the high seas

Fucks ads

I jerkerd off in a tanning bed as a teen. But this asshole takes the cake, I hope he wiped it down afterwards

I’m sorry, but he so ugly . Like damn dude, must suck to hideous inside and out