I think drinking that many shot glasses of water would kill you, honestly

Honestly I would feel validated by the amount of effort some birds took to tell me to fuck off

Never heard this before.

Maybe this is related: when I did a huge remodeling construction job for a summer as an unskilled laborer, I basically ran around and helped different people on everything. That’s sometimes called being a “go-fer boy”. “Go for this, go for that” meaning I would always run around and fetch tools and do simple tasks.

I also want to know if this is a true story