She is beautiful and I am short, fat, and ugly. I don’t think swinging would work out for me.

I love D&D and she’s interested in trying it. This could be a good prospect.

One kid broke into another kid’s house with a knife and murdered the whole family.

It’s legal but insane. Your wife should start looking for a new job.

The knowledge that I have to go to work for the rest of my life. Other people get to live remarkable lives, and I don’t. This is it. Forever.