It’s supposed to be as if Jordan Peterson is saying it.

It’s intentionally wack.

If you give rodents WD-40 they can lube up your machinery as they scurry around.

Bologna pony is excellent. Thank you this, truly.

Hardly a defense for grovelling.

Gotcha even better lol.

Just pay a data broker. I’m sure it’s trivial to find demographics tied to phone numbers.

This is amazing. Why is the cord wrapped through the wheel tho?

https://www.minecraft.net/en-us

When you’re talking about actionable threats, I.E. real world violence, but want to appear only hypothetical, the meme is, “I’d kill X in Minecraft.”.

It’ll do that sometimes.

This guy really thinks he’s never gonna die. I’ll be surprised if he survives this upcoming term, and not even from a Minecraft related cause, just poor health.

I think they’d be connected inside so if you stuck something in one far enough it’d come out the other. The Alpha and Omega of anal.

Truly a parable of hubris.

Yeah I wouldn’t peg him either.

Isn’t there a character limit on shitter?

Sighs, and begrudgingly resets a counter labeled, “Days Since I’ve thought about Martin Shkreli.” Then, I place my head in my hands and begin to weep.

I’ve heard similar things about C-sections.

Rub your nose on your anus and you’ll have your answer.

Where is it 90f right now? Not doubting you just curious.

Yes.