Me because I mentally can’t handle the nightmares that persist if I close my eyes

My ancestors shit themselves for millennia so I could consume the amount of dairy I do today. It would be a disgrace not to each so much cheese.

A subscription service to do what steam streaming can already do, made by the second largest megacorporation. In my Linux? That’s a big old fuck no, eat shit, and get deposed.

I’m at my job right now

Its miserable

Yup, magnetars. Like specifically that number, 10^9 - 10^11 T.

https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetar

Deez nutz

Everything is cake, and cake is just butter. Sugar is just to make butter taste better, and flour is just to give it structure so you can share the sugar butter.

Yuuup. Do not look up “evolution debunking” on YouTube. You’ll realize how deep they are going to drag us back, if haven’t already lost all hope from such a large group of below average IQ people thinking they’re actually the smartest people that exist.

PCP > philosophy

Buy him kerbal space program then ask why he hasn’t landed on jool yet when he starts talking about Minecraft.

BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!

My progress in the other direction is going splendidly. I’m already at your average tweaked out hillbilly. Little thinner hair on top and fucking up some visible teeth are going to really bring it all together.

I think bananax sounds better

:3 meow

I was try to work out a bug in some software. Searched DDG and found the exact question I had, posted 4 years ago. With 5 replies each saying I have the same problem did you ever fix it, the latest being days ago.

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I got on my phone to get away from solidworks and immediately see this smh please leave me alone

I already found the happy spot inside me, its only a few inches deep.

Also is your username from a atmosphere song?