He’s looking a little harfam, TBH.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td2x8s9GZlo

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When you bake something, like a loaf of banana bread, you have to heat up the oven to the target temperature before you put the loaf in the oven. This ensures proper cooking.

Humans generally do not need this. If the house is chilly, one can turn up the heat and put on a sweater or something while waiting for the house to warm up.

OP’s screenshot points out that his girlfriend is expressing the needs of bread. How silly!

Yes, it’s U.S. centric. The CEO of a huge medical insurance company was shot dead in the streets recently.

The other companies listed are also medical insurance companies. So this looks like either a dark joke or a call for violence, depending how you squint at it.

Hey hey hey, it’s time to make crrrazy money! Are you ready?

Unleash The Archers’s version of Northwest Passage is a real banger.

Churchill, so the story goes. But probably not: https://winstonchurchill.org/publications/finest-hour/finest-hour-141/red-herrings-famous-quotes-churchill-never-said/

Sure those are both bad. But now we get to take bets on which country sees the first mass casualty event due to unsurvivable wet bulb temps, and we can over-under the year the first US state gets a taste of boiling alive in their own juices.

It’s always that people don’t vote. Support without votes is empty wind.

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There’s no evidence it’s quiltists. That kind of blanket statement has no place in this debate. It could be someone else trying to fleece investors before they cotton on.

Not hanging as low as Arnold’s plums, though, amirite?

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3001

Our culture phrases damn near everything in metaphors of war. The war on drugs. The battle of the bands. Bob lost his battle with cancer. It’s absolutely pervasive, to the point it’s almost as invisible as the air.

Rule number one: the kids are alright.

The public library has tools and such in a lot of places.

Well, there is a market in people who think their city has gone to hell all because of… those people. They’ll eat this shit up.

The happiest thought I’ve seen all day, and it’s already been a real good day.

The best time was 100 years ago. The second-best time is now.

That’s not a bad faith joke. That is an educated person encouraging their partner to do better, gently, with humor.