Just pay your 50% federal sales tax on everything

https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/the-weimar-republic

Be sure to let them know

What else am I supposed to fill my shelves with? Books?

Pfffffffffff

*of cum

Is equating the defense of Ukraine with that hat the entire point of the meme?

Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker blocks Jan. 6 rioters insurrectionists from state jobs after Trump pardons

FTFY

They weren’t rioters, they were trying to overthrow an election

Trump has a soft spot for felonies for financial crimes

Personal experience

Trump’s Yes Man does as he’s told

News at 11

Brain worms will do that

Just a random selection of 30,000 people or for an actual reason?

and they’re perfectly fine with it, because they’re told to be

Trump warns that he’s going to tank the US economy On Saturday

I like to piss in that guy’s gas tank

Where does he come up with this shit?

Seriously, that takes a seriously fucked up brain to seriously consider and then say out loud.

It just sounds weird

Still technically correct, but weird.

Reminds me of how foreign spies were caught during the cold war because they couldn’t pronounce certain words or formulate sentences with words in a customary order

I’ve only ever heard chemists say de-ionized, not un-ionized

Art of the fuck up

Boeing: Oh, you want a plane now? No problem. We thought you wanted one that actually flew

So no surgeries at all then?

RIP kids

Next up: Trump declares Greenland a terrorist organization